"Microsoft Sustainability," and "I'm a PC" (Microsoft: Life Without Walls)

I love Microsoft. And you should too.

My girlfriend is a Mac user, and I'm always trying to explain to her why Macs are inferior, but she is not easily swayed.

She doesn't want to do anything but write papers and browse the internet, so a Mac is fine for her.

For those of us who want to be able to do anything, there is Microsoft.