Apple: Part II

http://www.xkcd.com/527/

Enough said.

Oh, and I forgot one quote:

"How shall we ever be able adequately to describe the happiness of that marriage which the Church arranges, the Sacrifice strengthens, upon which the blessing sets a seal, at which angels are present as witnesses, and to which the Father gives His concent?" -Tertullian, from TO HIS WIFE, Book 2, Chapter 9.